What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

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Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

Honda Jokes More Honda Jokes

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.