What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

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Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

Honda Jokes More Honda Jokes

What's the most reliable thing about a Honda?

It's theft rate.

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.