What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

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Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

Honda Jokes More Honda Jokes

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.