What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

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Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

Honda Jokes More Honda Jokes

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas?

Because they're reliable, quality made cars.

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.