What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.