What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

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Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Honda Jokes More Honda Jokes

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.