What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as a choir boy!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a half-length lightsabre?

A slightsabre

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

Sikh Jokes More Sikh Jokes

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.