What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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What do you call a human organ cut in half ?

A human piano.

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

Sikh Jokes More Sikh Jokes

Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh

What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!