What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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What are you going to get?

ME: wearing a wedding dress Compliments

Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

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Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Sikh Jokes More Sikh Jokes

What do you call an all Sikh band?

N'Singh.

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!