What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

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How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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What does a math mermaid wear?

An algeabra....

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?

They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.