How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

Who can't tell the difference between short and long?

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

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What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.