How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".