How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.