How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

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What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned