How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

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Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

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What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS