How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

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Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it