How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

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How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god