Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline.

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How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

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Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

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Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!