Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ?

B-2 school on time !

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

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When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

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What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.