Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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For the watch