Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

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What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.