A good start.
Bernadette
cause it just means you spit more fire
That's how you set the bar high.
Paddy O' Furniture
Sing the nation anthem they will sit down
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
Post office.
The candle is a thousand times brighter!
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
