What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

Good Start Jokes More Good Start Jokes

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.