A good start.
He got fired.
He was accused of wreckless driving.
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
He's not a fan of juvenile plots.
The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.
Post office.