What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

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How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

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What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.