What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

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How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.