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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

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What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call 250 dead politicians?

A good start.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

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What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How do you call a black man flying a plane ?

A pilot.

What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

What did one lesbian vampire say the other?

See ya next month )

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?