What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )