What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

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What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.