What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.