What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

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A sweet buzz!

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Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

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Cause they're dead!

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.