What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!