What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

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If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

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A chocolate bar

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....