What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

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Why are men smarter than women?

They have two heads.

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What's a cokeheads favorite TV show?

Whose Line is it Anyway

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....