What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between racism and chinese ?

racism has many faces

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

Headline Jokes More Headline Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

Whose Line is it Anway and /r/jokes?

On Whose Line is it Anyway, is made up.

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Cocaine Addict Jokes More Cocaine Addict Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.