What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

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How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....