What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

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What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.