What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Headline Jokes More Headline Jokes

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

Cocaine Addict Jokes More Cocaine Addict Jokes

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....