Cocaine Addict Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

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What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

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What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

What type of energy supplement do terrorist take?

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

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What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

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How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.