I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
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One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
Barium
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.
Because they crack themselves up!
Crack-a-lacking
Because telling them once wasn't enough.
Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.
There's no such thing as potato quality there.
He just nose. All credit to my BFF
One starts with B and the otber starts with D
Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/
Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.
Honey.
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
They cowmoonicate.
