I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
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One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
New Ears Eve
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
Because they'll crack up anyways
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore
It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.
They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)
Oh secant, you say "
She wanted to lay it on the line!
Tall stories !
Chronic-logically.
Small medium at large.
Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.
Nah I'ma stay"
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
