What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

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What's a cats most common written thought?

mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....