What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

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