What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?

A sore finger.

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

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What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.