What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a well-written short story?

Articulette

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....