Headline Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What's black white and read all over?

A: A newspaper.

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

because they can't spell "read it".

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

South Korea Jokes More South Korea Jokes

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

What do you call a midget physic that escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow