Headline Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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Midget Fortune Teller Jokes More Midget Fortune Teller Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Raven Jokes More Raven Jokes

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.