Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

How do you organise games in Pompeii?

Make aedile.

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How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

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How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!