Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...