Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

What aspect of the game do women soccer players like most?

Getting that good D

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Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ?

Bran He is Hodorless

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry