Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

Where do crows go to have fun?

a crowbar!

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Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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The execution.

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What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

a-CAW!

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.