What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

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Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

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What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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What do you call a fat psychic?

A four-chin teller.

What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.