What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

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What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

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What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

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Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

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What do you call an overweight psychic?

A four-chin teller.

What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.