What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

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Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

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What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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What do you call a fat psychic?

A four-chin teller.

What do you call an overweight psychic?

A four-chin teller.