What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

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What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

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Your mother!

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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It was an udder catastrophe.

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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

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With a Pao Wow.

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)