What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

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What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

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What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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1%

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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.