What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

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He used cowculus!

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You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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With a Pao Wow.

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)