What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

14 Year Jokes More 14 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

Cake Day Jokes More Cake Day Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.