What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

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What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

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What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.