What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

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What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

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Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

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What milk does a coward make?

Craven-dale

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

14 Year Jokes More 14 Year Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Cake Day Jokes More Cake Day Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.