Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store