What to hear a joke about dementia?

What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

is funny and is a joke!

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

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What do you call a pickle that draws?

A dillustrator.

How do you make a hamburger smile?

Pickle it gently!

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What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles