What to hear a joke about dementia?

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins

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Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.