Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

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What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

they are both 8........

What kind of stupid phone you got there?

Him: Windows phone Me: Oh takes it and lobs it out the window Yes it is

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What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.