Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.