Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Why is there no Windows 6 or Windows 9?

Windows 6 got scared because Windows 7 8 9

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.