Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

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How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

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Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.