How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.