What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

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Student: A teacher!

Who is there?

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they only had one pickup

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What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted