What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

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Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half