What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

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What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

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Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns?

Go for the juggler.

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What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.