What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

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Sorbet

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.