Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

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Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.