Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

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What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

What do you call a trombone player who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

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What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan