Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

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What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

What's your favourite letter ?

Student: The letter G. Teacher : Why is that Angus

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How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.