Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!