What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

What is a big dinner for a cannibal?

A three-corpse meal.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?

A: He was nuts over her.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.