What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

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How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

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Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What's your favorite clock time?

Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

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What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper