What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped?

A frustacean

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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