They wipe, flush, and wash their hands
Flush
He got a taste of religion.
His Feyonce.
I pull out of both of them.
After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.
The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected
Having half a screaming child on your hands.
They wash themselves.
Microwaves.
He wiped his bum.