What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.