What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What is the tallest building in the entire world?

Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.

What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

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