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People don't take it lightly.
Because people are dying to get in.
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
She ate her soup before it was cool
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They were just never on the same page...
He wipes the hard drive.
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
The library, it’s got the most stories!
Absolutely nun