What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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Where's the other one?

Page two is 19.99$"

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.