What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much