Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

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Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.