Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

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Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".