What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

What pdf reader do Jedis use?

The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do postmen carry letters?

Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

Shopping Cart Jokes More Shopping Cart Jokes

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own