What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.