What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

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What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Shopping Cart Jokes More Shopping Cart Jokes

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own