What's your best pick up line?

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How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !