Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.