Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

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How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

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What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.