Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.