Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.