Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

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Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

What bathroom does Roy G. Biv use?

The colored one.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.