Because their sheep can hear zippers.
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Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!
He got kilt.
Kilt
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
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The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.
He kilt himself
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
A hopscotch
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.
Scott !
I, Mac.
A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
Their peckers are on their heads.
They have two heads.
Phelps.
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
Whichever can reduce inflation.
The p is silent.
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
a bell.
Because he was dead
They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).
I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
