Because their sheep can hear zippers.
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Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!
He got kilt.
Kilt
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
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The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.
He kilt himself
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
A hopscotch
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.
Scott !
Whichever you'll excel in, son."
A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
The second (right to bare arms)
Quarter pounder with cheese !
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Quarter pounder.
Can I give you a lift "
To lift his spirits.
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
A: Ho, ho, ho!
