Because their sheep can hear zippers.
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Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!
He got kilt.
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Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
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The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.
He kilt himself
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
A hopscotch
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.
Scott !
SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
The second one !
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Let's go PAL.
He died.
One in Fife
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
A skimpy.
Boeing boeing boeing
Amumu
He Apollo-gized.
They stay stuck in adolescence.
