What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

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What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.