What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

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Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

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What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt