The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.
Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !
Their balls would fall out.
The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.