What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

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What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.