What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.