Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

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Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks