Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

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Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

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The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

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They wear snowcaps.

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His place is a dump

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'