Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work!

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

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Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.