Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.