Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

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What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

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How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

What did the mountain say to the desert?

you're hot"