Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

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Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

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