What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

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What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

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What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.