What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

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What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

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Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.