What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

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Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze