What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

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Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50