What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

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What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

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Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.