What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

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It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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Winter is coming"

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