What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

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How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

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What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.