What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

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What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

ten tickles

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What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.