What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "