What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

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What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

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What do you call the definitive book on Chinese culture?

The Hanbook

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum