Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

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What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray