Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly?

A fly's teeny weenie.

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.