Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.