Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!