Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the winter?

You search for Fresh Prints.

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.