Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

Where do flying pigs land?

the airpork!

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you call an Angry Bird who just got back from the spa?

A Bird.