Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.