Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

Where did you get it?

Africa" Says the parrot.

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.