Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

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What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

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How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.