Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.