Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

Previous Random Joke Next

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.