Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

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What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

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What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.