Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ?

Adam up and tell me the total !

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What is Adam's brother called?

Subtractem

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What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ?

Adam up and tell me the total !