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Adam up and tell me the total !

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What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

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Adam up and tell me the total !