What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

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What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.