How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

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What do you call the facility where they make lower quality, but still acceptable, goods?

The satisfactory.

How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?

She's the one with dirty knees.