How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

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How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

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Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

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What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

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How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, that's a Facilities problem.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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