Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl