Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.