Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

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Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Why don't SJW's like guns?

They can't handle the trigger!