Repercussion Jokes

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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What does a blonde playing the drums sound like?

Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick...

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

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What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

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Why was the drummer sad about his boring instruments?

Because he had the doldrums.

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

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What does a blonde playing the drums sound like?

Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick...

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.