Repercussion Jokes

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

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What do you call a black guy on a bike?

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A prism.

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What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

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