Repercussion Jokes

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

What game should you play to get your mother's attention?

PokeMom

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

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How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

How many handles do a black dude's coffin have?

Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?