Repercussion Jokes

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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How do you get the drummer off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

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How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist