Repercussion Jokes

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

because they're not afraid of committing.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.