Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What would I be wearing?

Me: Oh, you'd be there, too

What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

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What's blue and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic

What's blue and doesn't fit anymore?

A dead epileptic.

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

D Shell Jokes More D Shell Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.