Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

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Why don't SJW's like guns?

They can't handle the trigger!

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

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What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer