Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

What do You Use ?

Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."