Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.
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Philately will get you no where.
Just say neaux.
A non-prophet
There's no accounting for taste.
Because they reject setian.
When a woman rejects feminism.
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
Because it was FeO
His place is a dump
Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.
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The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls
They don't like pulling out.
His customers lost interest in him.
Because they quickly lose interest
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
Because they can't reach the top shelf.
Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.
For me it's three weeks.
LO
Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.
Because prophets rise
They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".
Marry her.
8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for
The loser was 'thore'"
