Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.
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Philately will get you no where.
Just say neaux.
A non-prophet
There's no accounting for taste.
Because they reject setian.
When a woman rejects feminism.
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
Because it was FeO
His place is a dump
Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.
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The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.
Because property is theft.
Non-prophet.
Because prophets rise
When Islam begins.
Franchicing
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.
Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.
In mooments
Five after one.
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
Mr. Peanut
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
